I know I've been spending far too much time on the internet: today I saw a piece of punctuation used correctly and I was utterly confused by it. "What is that? WHAT'S IT DOING THERE?!?"

shikou_mori and I feel that the only thing worth doing this summer was ROAD TRIP out west to see the people we <3. So we decided to spring the plan on creases

It went like this:

creases
no i do not
i have driven almost that far in the past and never want to do it again

brokenmellcifer & shikou_mori:but will you do it with another driver ( Read more... )

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This video pretty much encapsulates what every day is like for me right now.

I seem to have blocked out large parts of the 90's from my memory.

Like this:

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"I once convinced someone that my sister was a hamam . . . hammer . . . er, hermaphrodite."

"A hammeraphrodite? That sounds Egyptian."

"Or like M. C. Hammeraphrodite."

"Can't touch this...or this."

Dear Internet,

Today we went to pick up new paint for shikou_mori's room. The old tenant had painted the room some godawful pukey orange with blue trim which we've been mocking endlessly. Today, while we were in the paint store, he pointed at one paint chip out of the hundreds on the wall and said, "look, it's the horrible colour of my room." Then we read ( Read more... )